The Adventures of the Polter-egg

I don't know how it happened, but I just pulled this creepy egg out of a pot of boiling water. Of course, i immediately anthropomorphized it. And now I can't bear to toss it into the compost bin.

Behold! Polter-egg is born!

 

Polter-egg claims its first unsuspecting, fashion-conscious victim

Polter-egg hitches a ride to LA and rocks the bar circuit.

And now, I shall eat its non-terrifying pot mates while pondering what to do with it... Preserve it in vinegar, perhaps?